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T&S!!!

- I can refuse any commission for any reason

- Comms are for personal use ONLY

- 50% before and after payment method

- References for poses are very appreciated

pancakeke:

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only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

aw shit too many balls

intriga-hounds:

i used to say “puppypuppy” to call the loma babies when they were really small. for outside playtime, for mealtimes, for snuggles, whatever. now when i say it, it activates some feral part of their brain. this works on all of them btw.

healrosie:
“posthumanwanderings:
“ MØUSE γƒžγ‚¦γ‚Ή (2003)
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what a wonderful young lady, i sure hope her breasts don’t swap positions with each other or something
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healrosie:

posthumanwanderings:

MØUSE マウス (2003)

what a wonderful young lady, i sure hope her breasts don’t swap positions with each other or something

muppetssexandviolence:

out of curiosity do you know what the URL of the person your reblogging from refers to/means?

fruityrats:
“Happy pride!
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fruityrats:

Happy pride!

mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

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she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

wawataka:

wawataka:

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they fucking did it again they baby-fied mob bones give me the middle schooler id be terrified to run into at the store back

STOP FUCKING CALLING HIM JERMA

HOMESTUCK!!!!! DAY!!!!!
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

it seems people don’t understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn’t know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they’re just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they’ve done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they’re pathetic doesn’t mean they’re a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn’t have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

emett-sidecast:

quiggyballs:

emett-sidecast:

emett-sidecast:

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dog time AKA the only reason i’ve been managing not to overwork myself

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death of the author except when its funny

exactly what someone who regularly turns into a dog would say

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im having a genuine blast this is like a gender reveal party to me

deer-mont:

with some loser I met on tumblr 6 years ago.thanks for being in my life, you dink @jlysy

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he’s making me learn Swedish help

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with some loser I met on tumblr 6 years ago.thanks for being in my life, you dink @jlysy

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espanolbot2:

Heh heh.

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

twelfth-order-simulacra:

teathattast:

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All I got boss

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Just in boss

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All I got boss